What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 00:18

Octopussy
-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
From Russia With Love
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Republicans, why do you support Kamala Harris over Donald Trump?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
What was your best revenge story?
Live and Let Die
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
You Only Live Twice
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?
Diamonds Are Forever
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Why are European countries warning European travelers to be careful traveling to the United States?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
What are some other ways to say "you're welcome" in French besides "de rien"?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
How do you help patients stop hearing voices?
-J W Pepper
-”Ah so!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Moonraker
Why do some people dislike Gilmore girls?
Goldfinger
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!